Paul you're a guy after my own heart! I love playing with the kickers and always try to make mine part of my story's motif...but sadly, none of mine made your sample list. My self-esteem just hit a new bottom...So now I need to buy bigger pants! this stuff is trickey! but I applaud your efforts to be clever, corny, or comical from the kick-off. and I realize some folks willl need to respond with an F-off. it's all part of the gestault and nobody's fault. :)