Reuben, this is a great illustration for the art of satire, You model the range of the format beautifully in all its fullness. You just need to put a warning up top: Don't drink and read!!! we don't want folks choking up where we can't reach them. You need to pass the OSHA inspection before you hit publish next time, okay? Trying to avoid a law suit here. Did you know you could engender a law suit in your birthday suit? hmmm? all kidding aside, front and back, top and bottom, no one can say you didn't give it your all in your all together!!! Bravo!!!