Yes, Jessica, I was expecting to have the suspense relieved by the end of your post but I am hooked anyway. Humor is among my top three qualities as a writer — the other two being authenticity and magic. Together they spell HAM!!! which I am! Being new to Medium and posting here I am on the lookout for humor and humor opportunities. thanks for opening this door!!! Looking forward to your crazious contributions to the comedy crib…I mean room. How do i get there? Walk this way?!!!