You’re gonna hate this but you need to hear it

So turn off the damn computer and listen up

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Darlin’, Darlin’ It’s time we had a talk. So grab your tea and sit your ass down next to me and listen up. Three years into retirement, you’re doing great AND it’s time for a tune-up.

Speaking of which, when was the last time you had a check-up? Yeah, right? Gotta do it. Need the blood…